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The Draculas held their anual meeting. There was talk that for the first time Stoker was going to face competition for his seat as chairman of the Board of Draculas. Word was, Coppola was going to run. Of course most people had gotten the intel from Dead and Loving It, so it had to be taken with a grain of salt. 

Not many Draculas woulld discuss who they planned to vote for. Though most privately thought that Legosi would be the only vote that mattered. Where Legosi led, most Draculas followed. Many thought that Legosi would run, lord knows he and Stoker had had their differences, but Legosi said he had no interest in leadership, though of course there was that subtle implication that if he were to run he would most certainly win. 

Elsewhere...

All You Can Eat Buffet the Vampire Slayer opens for business.

Elsewhere...

Noserfatu sits alone at the bar. Lestat had said he was coming out, but he hadn’t returned any of Noseratu’s texts in an hour. Colin Robinson sidles up to Noserfatu. Begins a monologue on how the porn industry actually dictates which format will dominate in physical media. Noseratu fakes a phone call. Goes home alone, again.

Elsewhere...

The voting begins. Lee votes for Stoker, no surprise there. Reborn, XXX, and Monster Squad all Vote Stoker. 

Castlevania is the first to break ranks. He votes Coppola. The levy breaks. Blacula votes Coppola. 3D votes Coppola.

Then. Legosi. Votes. Coppola. 

Then it’s a bloodbath. 

Young Dracula. Penny Dreadful. Quackula, Chocula (he’s on a lot of boards, he;s a joiner). Ghoul School and Reluctant Werewolf. Animaniac. Monster High. Superfriends. They all voted Coppola.